It’s fitting that as I do a post for peaches & cream scones I am watching the movie “Stepford Wives”. You know the movie about the husbands that put microchips in their wives brains to make them into the perfect wife?
Can you picture it? Putting on a sting of pearls, your best poodle skirt dress and a frilly apron to bake some peaches & cream scones, followed by an intense cleaning session, ending with a sparkling kitchen?
I did all of the above except I wore yoga pants, my husband’s softball t-shirt (with holes in it), my hair was unbrushed and my kitchen was not cleaned until….well I plead the 5th. It’s like my life is right out of the screenplay of “Stepford Wives” if it was opposite day.
I saw the recipe for cream scones and thought how awesome it would be to make peaches and cream scones! Peaches and cream are a classic combination, and turning that into a baked treat makes them dreamy.
Although I have had my share of failed attempts when it comes to baking I seem to be able to make a pretty good scone. Of course they are incredibly easy to make, so it’s right up my ally. If this was a post about a lemon chiffon cake, this post would be about a horrible cake and me crying in a corner.
To make peaches and cream scones pit and thinly slice a large peach, set aside.
Combine the dry ingredients in a large bowl or in the bowl of your food processor. Stir together until well combined.
Add cubed chilled butter to the dry ingredients. Using a pastry cutter, cut the butter into the flour mixture until it resembles a course cornmeal. If you using a food processor pulse it until you have the right texture.
Ever since I discovered a local dairy farm that provides raw milk I have been happily trekking 30 minutes to get milky wholesome goodness. This past week I found raw heavy cream. Mmmmm….
Stir in 1 cup of heavy cream with a rubber spatula or wooden spoon until dough begins to form.
It should look a little something like this.
Turn the dough and any dry bit outs on a lightly floured surface, knead until it comes together into a sticky ball.
Shape the dough into a long rectangle.
Roll the dough out into a large rectangle just under 1/2 inch thick.
Lightly brush dough with heavy cream.
Lay peach slices, slightly overlapping, on half of the dough.
Drizzle honey over peaches and sprinkle with lemon zest.
Fold dough in half, covering peach slices, trim edges….because I am OCD.
Cut into 6 squares and cut the squares in half to make triangles…isosceles triangles to be exact. An isosceles triangle is a triangle with two sides of equal length. That is your geometry lesson for today. I don’t have much more. I got a C in geometry.
Transfer the scones to a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Brush the scones with heavy cream.
They already look so purty and they haven’t even made it to the oven. Sweet peach slices nestled between cream scone dough, oh yeah.
Bake in the oven for for 12 – 15 minutes, until golden brown and puffy.
Pour yourself a glass of ice cold milk and grab a warm fresh scone. Caution your eyes may roll into the back of your head because of their tender creamy goodness. I’m just saying.
If you make them for your co-workers they will love you forever and take care of all those TPS reports for you. If you decided to keep them all to yourself so be it, I don’t judge…..Mmmmmkay.
Who can tell I am watching “Office Space” now?
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