Where do I begin, but with I am sorry. I am sorry that I mistreat you so.
I am sorry for the the countless papers and fast food bags on your floor.
I am sorry for bursted drink cups resulting in sticky cup holders and change stuck to the bottom.
I am sorry for the dog hair woven into your upholstery.
I am sorry for the dog nose smudges on your windows.
I am sorry for the dirty smudges on the dash to the left of the steering wheel where I prop my foot up during long drives.
I am especially sorry for the leaving a 1/2 pint of roasted garlic in the back…..for a month. Resulting in a mystery smell that was made worse when I tried to cover it up with some air freshener.
I am sorry for abusing you so. Thank you for all that you put up with and I promise I will get you detailed this weekend.