Open Letter to My Car Interior

Where  do I begin, but with I am sorry.  I am sorry that I mistreat you so.

I am sorry for the the countless papers and fast food bags on your floor.

I am sorry for bursted drink cups resulting in sticky cup holders and change stuck to the bottom.


I am sorry for the dog hair woven into your upholstery.

I am sorry for the dog nose smudges on your windows.

I am sorry for the dirty smudges on the dash to the left of the steering wheel where I prop my foot up during long drives.

I am especially sorry for the leaving a 1/2 pint of roasted garlic in the back…..for a month.  Resulting in a mystery smell that was made worse when I tried to cover it up with some air freshener.

I am sorry for abusing you so.  Thank you for all that you put up with and I promise I will get you detailed this weekend.

With love,



  1. says

    Haha. Mine is in a similar state and I need to do something about it before Sunday because I’m going on a road trip with my mom. Even if she doesn’t say anything, her eyes will be judging!

  2. says

    Oh my… I think I’ve been driving your car. Or maybe you’ve been driving mine. At any rate, I owe my car the same appology. I also owe it the annual back-to-school detailing job.

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