I had plans to post a decadent fruity ice cream. Those plans had to be put on hold due to my impatience. Don’t worry, all hope is not lost.
Instead I thought I would share with you a lovely conversation between my sister, mother and I via text message. All weekend I had been singing one line of the same song over and over in my head. It was driving me crazy! It was a song that my sister and I use to sing when we were kids. Just the kind of song you would expect from two proper young ladies like ourselves.
ME: What was that gofer gut song?
ME: That’s for Maite
SISTER: Lol it’s really long.
ME: It’s a song we sang when we were kids. I need to know it. I keep repeating the same line over & over.
SISTER: And I can’t remember the beginning? What do u remember?
ME: Something about worms. Like eating you or something, and gopher guts. I think the worms go in your eyes and out your nose?
SISTER: Your mixing 2 songs lol
ME: Really? What do u remember.
SISTER: Greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated, monkey meat, little birdies dirty feet. French fried eyeballs rolling up and down the street, and I forgot my spoon.
SISTER: So give me a Big Mac puss on top. Monkey vomit and camel snot. Elephant eyeballs chopped up too. All washed down with birdie doo.
And at the end u say
Eat it Mese it’s good for you with vitamin A and proteins too!!
Lol substitute name for anyone else
ME: I love that u remember this
The other one is,
Don’t you laugh when a hearse goes by, cause u might be the next to die
They’ll wrap you up in a big white sheet, from your head down to your feet
They’ll put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks
Worms crawl in, worms crawl out
ME: Worms play honkey tonk on your snout!
They eat ur eyes the eat ur nose!
They eat the jelly between ur toes!
SISTER: Omg yes I forgot that line!!
Next is, a big green worm with swirling eyes, goes in your stomach and out your eyes.
Puss comes out like whipped cream, slap it on a piece of bread and that’s what u eat when your dead!
ME: Lol, so glad we could have this talk.
SISTER: Hahahhaha yes lovely talk
MOM: I have such lovely and delicate daughters!!!!!!! Jajajaja
Jajajaja is Spanish for Hahahaha. Just in case you were wondering.